Look for these guys to make an appearance soon on World’s Dumbest Criminals…an attempted robbery at a jewelry store goes awry when the stunned clerks decide to fight back:
FIRST of all…how do you own a jewelry store and NOT a gun? These fools are spraying the crooks with FIRE EXTINGUISHERS. You got several thousand dollars worth of inventory and you’re NOT strapped behind the counter? (That’s something I always respected about pawn shops, you even THINK of trying something and it’s a wrap, even the old lady in the back counting the MONEY is gonna pull out a piece….)
Secondly, and even WORSE, how are you gonna run up in the jewelry store all Billy Bad Ass with sledgehammers – like y’all about to straight wreak havoc and cause destruction, smashing the glass doors all dramatically and whatnot - and yet turn tail and run like scared little schoolchildren….from a FIRE EXTINGUISHER?
Let this be a lesson to all you dimwitted delinquents out there….don’t do the crime if…yunno…you aren’t gonna ACTUALLY do the damn crime….
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